Catching Covid from a ballpoint pen
If I come down with Covid I'll know who to blame. It's those damned ballpoint pens. They must be highly contagious because every doctor's office in Frederick has two kinds of pens: new pens and dirty pens.
I confess: I've been stealing those dirty pens. They are just sitting there like they spread contagion, when I have been informed that pens cannot transmit disease. So now I always have a functional pen in my purse.
Just avoid toilet seats and you will be fine.
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Given that Covid is a disease of the respiratory system, the only way you're getting the disease is by putting the pens in your nose. I realize that the kids must be kept entertained, but pen nosing is pretty second grade if you ask me.
so glad to hear from you, Akaky. You were always a favorite of mine.
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