I knew the Jewish Conspiracy would come up...
and by god, it has. The left, of course, has given Israel the back of its hand for years, yammering on about the poor Palestinians. But now anti-semitism has cropped up on what can be described as the nutter right. Apparently, my people are big-time plutocrats, controlling banks and newspapers and generally telling others what to think while themselves rolling in money. A nice lifestyle, I think, particularly the financial part. So where's my cut?
I have been left out of this Vast Jewish Conspiracy and forced to work for local government. and not even the political part, where I understand bribes are an honored tradition, but in the library. It is well known that when politicians want to cut spending, they cut back on funding the library. Politicians don't read anyway, so no-one is harmed.