Britain plans to curb obesity
Obesity is the root cause of many problems in the troubled British Health System. But a plan is afoot to prevent the British people from becoming obese and to get the obese to slim down.
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t the heart of the programme will be 250,000 outreach counsellors who will patrol supermarket aisles looking for 'inappropriate choicemakers'.
Once they have identified a target the uniformed counsellors will approach the shopper and scream: "PUT IT DOWN FATTY! PUT IT DOWN!"[]...
The counsellors will also have the power to force fat people to strip down to their underpants and run around the car park for 20 minutes.
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You just wait till Billary comes to the throne. This will be a child's play to her reign.
Hi Miriam
I'm scheduled to interview you for Neil's interview experiment, but I can't find an email address on your blog. Could you please email me at artfulkisser@gmail.com? I look forward to hearing from you - and grilling you!
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Tat's right. Hilarity will seize on this like, well, stink on micteration.
I'm planning for a Republican victory.
Me, too. Even if it is McCain. Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll pick Rudy for veep and then die in office.
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