Saturday, January 26, 2008

Britain plans to curb obesity

Obesity is the root cause of many problems in the troubled British Health System. But a plan is afoot to prevent the British people from becoming obese and to get the obese to slim down.


t the heart of the programme will be 250,000 outreach counsellors who will patrol supermarket aisles looking for 'inappropriate choicemakers'.

Once they have identified a target the uniformed counsellors will approach the shopper and scream: "PUT IT DOWN FATTY! PUT IT DOWN!"[]...

The counsellors will also have the power to force fat people to strip down to their underpants and run around the car park for 20 minutes.


Tat said...

You just wait till Billary comes to the throne. This will be a child's play to her reign.

Artful Kisser said...

Hi Miriam
I'm scheduled to interview you for Neil's interview experiment, but I can't find an email address on your blog. Could you please email me at I look forward to hearing from you - and grilling you!

Dick Stanley said...

Tat's right. Hilarity will seize on this like, well, stink on micteration.

miriam sawyer said...

I'm planning for a Republican victory.

Dick Stanley said...

Me, too. Even if it is McCain. Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll pick Rudy for veep and then die in office.