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Showing posts with label spam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spam. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

What a material at your post!

I only publish comments that make some kind of sense to me.  But don't think those are the only comments I get.  My spam folder is full of interesting comments, many of them by people with an idiosyncratic command of English.  Most are laudatory, though, which boosts my morale no end.  A sample:

I doscover your blog by accidental- great work!


Sunday, May 06, 2012

A lot of work

A lot of work went into this comment, from my spam folder:

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Friday, January 27, 2012

Ambiguous

In my e-mail:

You have been selected to receive this ticket because you are entitled to government funding maybe. The US Government must find recipients in order to distribute over $360 billion dollars to organizations and private individuals.
What's that "maybe" all about?

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Non-Nigerian junk mail

I keep getting this message:

Good day. What are you up to? Email me at xjkqy@OnsetIng.info only. I am good looking girl. Mind me sending some of my pictures to you?
says the report, that I have been release Monday It is clear that


What it all means, knows God. Is this person being released from the loony bin? Or what? The sheer pointlessness of it gets me. Not even asking me to invest in your gold mine? I am insulted!

PS: I don't need any pictures of good looking girl. Or ugly girl. Thank you very much.