I fear I am too late

to celebrate the Annual Do Something Quite Rude with a Friend or Close Colleague Day.

Damn! A day late and a dollar short, as usual. I will mark my calendar so that I won't overlook the occasion next year.

For it was the massive worldwide success of Worldwide Admire Your Own Genitals Day that led to the governments of the world - at their last International all-expenses paid shindig summit – to get together to create another international holiday.