Conclusions of the Iraq Study Group:

All flying Imams will automatically get second package of pretzels without needing to ask...

and from Frater Libertas, this observation:

I have to think that one of the Top 11 highlights of the Iraq Study Group is that all these geezers were all able to meet for nine months without anybody breaking a hip, getting lost on the way home, or passing away. The average age of the members was SEVENTY-FOUR....

... When ... advice is being offered by people with more experience driving ten miles under the speed limit with their turn signal on in Florida than investigating what's taking place on the ground in Iraq, it's a complete farce.

He's disrespecting us grannies!