We had virtual sex

and now we have a virtual sex scandal:

Who would have thought, even ten short years ago, that it would be possible someday to have a political sex scandal where no one involved actually had sex with each other? The advances in immorality these days are nothing less than mind-boggling, I tell you.

I know I promised to lay off Foley.* But the parade of hypocrisy is just too much fun.

* This is the spot where disapproval of Foley is inserted. Sample: "I, of course, do not condone his actions." Or insert the mandatory condemnation here: jerk, degenerate, hypocrite, a**hat. Your choice. Just so everybody knows we are not excusing the poor jerk--in any way.