I am tracked down

Well, I suppose it had to happen--the local Jewish federation have found me, after less than six months in Delaware. Or else they put their hand in a hat and drew out my name.

I got a coy letter from them today, suggesting that it would be so much easier for me if they could just have my e-mail address so I could receive their passionate pleas for money without walking to the mailbox.

I will probably do it, if only to save a tree or two.

Why doesn't the CIA contract out the search for Osama bin Laden to the Jewish federation? They can find anyone.