Monday, February 13, 2006

Cheney in distress, laments shooting

Cheney now “deeply regrets” decision to hunt with his favored reproduction Winchester Parker 28ga, which meant that “he just didn’t have the firepower to blow through Harry and still bag the quail.” The bird flew to safety, forcing the Vice President to concede that he should have been hunting with his 12ga autoloader, which would have covered every contingency during the hunt.

The Vice President is going to take “a few days off” to recover from the error in judgement.

From pointfive.

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