The Least Funny April Fool's Joke of the Year

A library joke, courtesy of Conservator:

Gorman Abdicates, ALA Leadership in Disarray
-- 4/1/2005

Michael Gorman, president-elect of the American Library Association (ALA), has stepped down just months before assuming office. “It was the blog people, they did it,” said RLG’s Walt Crawford....”

Not too funny, right? Neither is Gorman, a stuffed shirt who hates bloggers. People, it is a library joke! Go easy on us bun- and comfortable-shoe wearing, dowdy old ladies who say shush a lot. We have so little fun!