Maryland is out to get me.

 there are two languages in use in Maryland.  One is English, as used by Thomas Jefferson.  The other is pure bureaucratese, as used by Maryland officialdom.  I got a letter from the latter regarding my property assessment.  It says something.  I can't figure out what.  They either can reassess my property value, or maybe not.  The language is so convoluted I can't figure out what they are trying to say.

I think I figured it out.  They want more money.  They always do.