The crazy Roman emperor Caligula famously nominated his horse to the Senate. This puts him one up on the American people, who elected only the back half of a horse to the presidency.
You are so wrong, Miriam. Horse is a noble creature. How can oyu even begin referring to it in this case?! The backside in question belongs to a mule.
I'm beginning to think the horse was not the worst candidate. Did the horse steal? Did he have 5 rent-controlled apartments? Hang out with influential lobbyists?I rest my case.
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