I've already got a bunch of enemies on the left,so lets get the Catholics started.
I'm not a Catholic, but there is only one pope, and he is kind of public property. I take a proprietary interest in the Pope. But I have misgivings about this new pope. Where in the world did he go to Pope school? I mean these fellows, like them or not, are supposed to be serious, scholarly chaps, no? Ahead of their classmates? Noted for erudition, wisdom, and getting along with the other kids?
So what's the new incumbent doing, sounding off about people "breeding like rabbits"? For some reason, this offends me. I only have two children, so I'm not guilty of over-populating the world, but what if I were? Just as some people's terrorists can be other people's freedom fighters, some people's over-productive rabbits might be other people's Easter bunnies. And didn't I read somewhere that God believes we humans should be fruitful and multiply?
Just which of the Buckley clan, brothers and sisters of the famed William F, would the Pope consider unnecessary to human happiness? How about the Kennedys? Are there any of them the Pope could do without?
Maybe the Pope needs a public relations consultant. Or some duct tape.