Maine deserves a prize, too

Last night, I watched the Biggest Loser finale with my wife and, despite never having seen the show before, I came to a few conclusions:

1.) A guy won $100,000 for bringing his weight down from the 400+ pound range to 216 pounds. With that in mind, I feel as though NBC owes me $638 for quitting drinking, and my wife would like two or three grand for giving up the smokes. I mean, if you’re giving people cash for doing shit they really needed to do in the first place, then I’d like a few bucks for reading to my kid last night, thanks.