Monday, June 11, 2007

An oldie but goodie

from my archives:

The Republican Party was supposed to be conservative. I was misled. They will spend all of your money, including the loose change under the floormats in your car.

The Democrats will also take the cigarette lighter, CD player, and air freshener. Moreover, they are going to subsidize research on methods of converting the lint in your belly button to clean, renewable energy.


Steve B said...

Don't forget the car powered by fetal stem cells.

miriam said...

And the heating system powered by burning dollar bills.