What you can do to prevent climate change

Some great suggestions:

--Plug in your clocks only when you absolutely have to know what time it is. If you need the alarm, get up five minutes early to set it. [] ---Down more Slurpees, or better yet, nice frosty margaritas. See, this isn't so bad. ---Lower the thermostat in your Gulfstream jet, and make the help wear sweaters. [] Then sit down quietly. Moving, talking and breathing should be kept to the absolute minimum. Human life is eco-unfriendly, and should be lived as little as possible. It's the moral thing to do.