Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Dear President Bush:

I understand that the war in Iraq is about oil. All the best people and the most prestigious newspapers say so, so how could it not be true? I want you to know that I'm totally okay with that.

What I want to know is, where is this oil? I have to pay $2.25 for gas while Iraqis pay about 64 cents. I would prefer it if I got gas for 64 cents and the Iraqis paid $2.25. So, where's this oil, Mr. President? I never got my shipment.

I bet the money all went to Halliburton. And Ken Lay.

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