I'm going down the evolutionary scale fast

For two heady days I was a flappy bird; now I'm an adorable rodent, but frankly, the way the numbers are going, I think I'm going to be an amoeba any day now. What's with that?

I won't be blogging for a few days now--moving to Delaware. Yes! Back asap.

By that time, I will probably be primordial ooze, unclassifiable in the animal kingdom.