Borrowed relatives
Since I ran out of amusing family members, I thought I'd borrow a few from a friend. This is about some relatives of hers.
The couple had been married over 60 years, but still disagreed about many things, including a big thing--where to live. He wanted to live in a brownstone in Brooklyn; she wanted to live on a family farm she'd inherited, on a hilltop somewhere in New Hampshire. The hilltop was inaccessible during a snowstorm, which is just one objection. It was remote, far from their children and anyone they knew--except one of her sisters, who she wasn't speaking to anyway.
They lived on the farm, but out of spite he would not permit her to install a furnace. So this old lady, in her eighties, chopped wood and heated her house with a wood-burning stove. It didn't seem to do her any harm.
He was dictatorial--a European of the old school. So he ruled the roost. He told her what she could do, and what she couldn't do--watch certain television shows, play the radio, or smoke cigarettes. So he got his way in everything, except living on the farm, of course.
He died at 92, leaving her a widow. She immediately installed a furnace in the house and took up smoking cigarettes.
1 comment:
He! what a patience
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