but it's not going to get you anywhere.
In 1992 119,000 waiters and waitresses were college degree holders. By 2008, this number had more than doubled to 318,000. While the total number of waiters and waitresses grew by about 1 million during this period, 20% of all new jobs in this occupation were filled by college graduates.
So if you want to go to college, do so in a disinterested pursuit of knowledge for its own sake.
Or consider it a four (0r five) year adventure in drinking beer and having fun.