Thursday, July 29, 2010

Warnings for bumper stickers

Just drove by a car with a bumper sticker that warned: "Novice Driver."

This is good as far as it goes, but I suggest the program be expanded. Some ideas for informative bumper stickers:

Incompetent driver
Drives while buzzed
Texts while driving (or Drives while texting)
Road Rage Addict
Flunked IQ test
Marginal motor skills
Road hog
Criminally insane
Serious anger issues
License suspended
Out of my way!

1 comment:

airforcewife said...

I think that there should be a "drives ten miles under the limit in the left lane" sticker.

Of course, by the time I'm close enough to read it, I've probably already figured it out.