Librarians having sex in the stacks?
A 1992 survey of 5,000 U.S. librarians, long withheld by a professional journal, found one in five respondents had engaged in sexual trysts among the stacks.I know an awful lot of librarians, and as far as I can see, there isn't a frisk in a carload.
I did know one elderly librarian who wore orthopedic shoes and had her (grey) hair in a bun who was reliably reputed to have gotten it on with a board member 40 years previously.
I also had dinner with a group of librarians at a convention, two of whom were arranging a tryst for later. But that was in Atlantic City. In a hotel room. Atlantic City is in this respect a lot like Las Vegas; unusual behavior is more common there.
There also was a flasher who exposed himself to a page in the stacks, but he did not hold a professional degree as far as I know.
Instapundit believes differently.