I apologize for prematurely announcing the most useless Christmas gift of 2008. The above beats the fish training kit hollow.
When I first saw this advertised on the New York Times website, I thought it was a representation of four breasts, two with eyes. How wrong I was. It is a hand cooler. Whether it cools your hands or some beverage within, it is world-class ugly.
I am officially speechless. If anyone can find an uglier or more useless gift, please e-mail me the particulars. This one will be hard to beat, though.
Tuesday, December 09, 2008