Monday, March 31, 2008

Old document found

This document was found in an old chest of drawers in Great Barrington, MA. Our document experts, who examined the paper and the typeface used, have dated it approximately as having been printed sometime in 1812 or 1813.

Madison lied! and people died!

President Madison has claimed that the illegal and immoral war in which we are presently engaged with Great Britain was caused because of the impressment of American seamen. This is a total fabrication! The peace-loving Brits only started impressing American citizens because we were attacking their ships. The war was started to protect the scoundrelly, money-grubbing merchants who wanted to make money in international trade. It's all about trade!

This war has already claimed the lives of some 3,000 brave American sailors and soldiers, besides the senseless slaughter of 100,000 innocent British citizens. Furthermore, it is costing 100,000 dollars each day. Prices are sky-high! The consumer is suffering! The cost of whale oil has more than tripled!

There is strong evidence that the burning of Washington, for which the British are blamed, was an inside job. It is well noted that all the Jews stayed out of the capitol on that day.

1 comment:

dick stanley said...

Gotta watch that price of whale oil.