Saturday, December 29, 2007

Global warmenist can't read maps

Flunks geography.
The area that will by completely inundated by the rising ocean—and not in a century but in the lifetime of my two cats—are the American southeast, including the most populated area of Texas.

My 6-year-old grandson can do a better job.

But then, he's smart.


Anonymous said...

Of course this guy recants all he wrote by saying it was a "joke".

The best reply is from his blog and I cannot top it...

Sat, 12/29/2007 - 09:29 — ElvisJulep
Don't even try it, pal
If patriotism is the last refuge of the coward, then cravenly stating, "I was just joking!" is the first. If you are going to publish your opinion for the world to read, you had better learn to defend your position. If this is your idea of "over-the-top" writing, then you're not very good at it. But, since no one reads your stuff, I guess it's not that big of a deal.

This is not the work of someone who is trying to get a rise out of others by exaggeration. This is a bitter liberal exposing his true hatred and airing it for the world. Had Drudge not picked it up and only the 14 members of ANSWER that read your dinky, muckraking rag seen the piece, you would be standing by it today. But it's a new world and your dusty little corner of conspiratorial charges and bitter resentment can be thrust into the light of publicity much more quickly than you imagine.

If you were trying to be funny, or satirical, or even just a tad wry, you failed miserably. Maybe you need to get another Fulbright scholarship so you can learn to express that razor wit of yours. And I have to agree with others who have pointed out that y'all is a contraction of you all and the apostrophe goes after the y. I would think a two-time Fulbright scholar would be less ignorant of colloquial speech, but I'm beginning to think they just give those grants to anyone who looks funny.

I know you have an extremely low opinion of those of us who don't live in liberal enclaves (racists and bigots are like that), but we're not stupid enough to fall for this, "I was only JOKING!" line. You obviously have us confused with your deluded, drug-addled cohorts in the hate-America left. Go back to your buddies and burn a picture of W so you can all feel happy, then maybe y'all can sing Kum-Ba-Yah and compare tattoos. At least it will take your mind off the fact that you are a nasty bigot and a downright incompentent satirist.

dick stanley said...

Well, Houston (the most populous part of the state) would be in southeast Texas, more or less, if you were standing in Dallas.