Thursday, November 01, 2007

Getting the power thing right


I mean, I know we Jews have our agents (known in tradecraft as neo-cons) controlling the highest ranks of government, international banking, labor unions, socialist agitators, Thomas the Tank Engine, etc. We also direct the media. Two very learned professors, one at Harvard, say so.

So what's gone wrong? We've got to get it together if we really, sincerely want to take over the world. No more calling in sick, long lunch hours, flirting around the water cooler, vacations in Aruba, or playing games on your computer. Keep your noses to the grindstone, and hatch out some more of our trademark fiendish plans. In the time you waste chatting up your friends on the cell phone, you could be finalizing plans to take over Iran and make slaves of the Iranians. Or ousting Hugo Chavez. Or terrorizing the Syrians with hailstones and frogs. Maybe foment a riot in Cuba. The possibilites are endless. You're bone lazy, that's your problem.

Get to work.


SnoopyTheGoon said...

The conjunction of "Jews" and "agents" triggered my attention.

Of course, neocons are just facade. One should notice that everything visible is just a convenient smokescreen for the Elders.

And let's leave that world domination alone, it was over and done with on Jan. 1, 2001. Dontcha read the Protocols?

Besides, all these visual effects like hailstones, parting seas and stuff are out of fashion, we prefer much more sophisticated ways.

Like sending out a few reptilians to do some subtle persuasion and such...

miriam said...

Wow! We are devious and cunning, aren't we?