In all the fuss about Pelosi's headscarf, no-one has sought the answer to the most important question:
Where did Pelosi get that headscarf? I'm sorry, but this is a woman who wears pearls around her neck worth more than my entire yearly income, and she wears a schmatta like that? For shame. It's a shanda for the goyim.
I believe she borrowed it from her cleaning lady.