Worst Christmas presents?
9. Recording of Islamic Rage Boy's hit single, now topping the charts;
8. Funeral plot of your very own;
7. Facelift by Joan Rivers' plastic surgeon;
6. Year of skin treatments by Michael Jackson's dermatologist;
5. Three nights and two days in picturesque downtown Baghdad;
4. All-expense tour of Cape Cod, with Ted Kennedy;
3. All-expense tour of Washington DC, with Patrick Kennedy;
2. Exciting boat trip to Cambodia, with John Kerry;
1. John Kerry's magic hat. Autographed.
No comments:
Post a Comment