Looking for last minute gifts?

for people you don't know very well, or even for those you do know?

How about handkerchiefs, a mug that says "World's Best __________," a smartass t-shirt?

The local drugstore has a selection of gifts for the clueless: among them, an anti-cellulite kit, a microdermabrasion kit, or Jennifer Lopez's new perfume, "Tacky."

Husbands, beware: do not give your wife an anti-cellulite kit! Or a months' free membership in Jenny Craig. Or a toaster, iron, or blender, even if she swears that's what she wants. A more tactful choice: buy some lacy things at Victoria's Secret, even though you know she can't wear them.

You'll be glad you did.