Mr Charm has an Epiphany*

So he comes out of his study and tells me, "I've figured out why so many people die in the hospital."

Me: "Oh, yes--why?"

Mr C: "The nurses are so high and mighty that they just don't do what they are supposed to do and let patients die."

Me: (Who is having a procedure--no make that Procedure--on Monday) "That really makes me feel good."

Mr C fails to understand this comment.

* Epiphany is Greek for a stupid idea.