Friday, September 08, 2006

Must-have for terrorists


from the Purple Avenger:

The digital pocket Koran


The perfect gift for stylish modern "on the go" jihadis who you're having a problem finding a gift for. Explosives can be difficult to obtain and tricky to transport/store. Firearms can get you into legal problems for executing a "strawman" purchase. The digital pocker Koran has none of these liabilities.

Stylish. Sleek. A marvel of modern electronic wizardry. The digital pocket Koran includes a built in clock/timer, cell phone, GPS, and special plug for hooking up detonators. You will be stylishly equipped for even the most demanding detonation scenarios.

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