My slogan suggestion has been scorned

There's a contest on to provide a new slogan for New Jersey.

My first suggestion: New Jersey, we're too dumb to pump gas, has been rejected, but got me some interesting (but obscene) comments from the Garden State. I can't say it's made me a lot fo friends, though. My second suggestion, New Jersey: Home of baked ziti, also got a cool reception. So I am wracking my brain to come up with something more acceptable. How about: New Jersey: RefineriesRUS? or New Jersey, Home of big hair?; or New Jersey, Land of Tollbooths.

New Jersey? Why not?

New Jersey--whadda ya got to lose?

Anybody got any better ideas?