Have a Ronnie, Jolly Christmas

I used to take so much trouble with Christmas/Chanukah cards. Christmas stamps (not religious), Chanukah ditto, personal notes written to each and every one.

Not any more. I am addressing labels right now. And I'm using Ronald Reagan stamps, which is guaranteed to give them heartburn--all my friends are very, very blue. They're getting Ronnie, and if they don't love me any more, so be it.

Number of handwritten, personal notes on or inside cards: none.