I usually give a check to the Salvation Army, but here's a novel way to commemorate the season by pouring a little sunshine over the poor in spirit:
Once again the Christmas season is upon us. This is the time of the year that many of us look forward to above all others. A time for giving and singing and celebrating. A time to be spent with close friends and family. However, this can be a very difficult time of the year for those who are less fortunate than ourselves.
That is why I started the Adopt-A-Liberal Foundation. For about the same amount of money you would spend a month on ammunition or to buy Ann Coulter's latest book, you can make a huge difference in the life of a liberal.
Read the whole thing. Or else.