I got into the wrong profession

I should have been a doctor.

Oh, sure, I was lousy at science and math, and am downright squeamish about blood and guts. But these are minor defects. The most important thing is, I love to tell people what to do! I've had this gift since childhood. Ask anyone who knows me.

On second thought, I could forget about the practice of medicine and use this gift to write editorials for the New York Times.

It's a glamour job--indoor work and no heavy lifting.