Akaky is thrilled to be promoted to rodent:
The Truth Laid Bear, before whose infinite wisdom we must all bow in reverence and awe, has raised me from a flappy bird to an adorable little rodent. I would like to thank all of the readers and linkers who've brought me up to the level of common vermin, and I will do my utmost to be deserving of the trust you have placed in me.
Congratulations from another rat! Soon to be reclassified as primordial slime, since I quit blogging for a week.