Deep thoughts on British orthography

Some musings from L is for Law School.

I like the way the British spell wourds. Froum what I can tell, oune simply has to add a "U" aftre each "O." You alsou have tou reverse any "er" tou "re" at the end ouf a wourd as in "theatre" our "wifebeatre."

It's easy and fun, and classy, too. Think disastre, isn't that nicer? How about blougspout? Must remembre to do this. Hounestly, I like it.