Tinkerty Tonk says it all

Oh boy, I could a tale unfold--many tales:

One patron accessed a porn site and called the reference librarian over to "help" him. She was a young, pretty girl, of course. I threw him out of the library. His actions constitute sexual harassment, a no-no in the workplace.

Another, accessing s porn site, motioned to several boys, 13 and 14, to come and enjoy the view. The lawsuit on that one has not yet been settled.

Unaccompanied children, we've got them. Fortunately the town's social services director worked with us on this.

Etc, etc, etc.