Ten things I've never done

Decision '08 challenged me by name. Very well then!

10. Attended a high school reunion;

9. Knowingly purchased "health food" or "organic food";

8. Bought any potion or lotion or drug that has not been thoroughly tested on animals; (What am I, a guinea pig?)

7. Played the car stereo at full blast with the windows open;

6, Joined a bowling league;

5. Demonstrated for or against anything whatever in public while waving a sign or crude homemade puppet;

4. Visited a third world nation;

3. Managed to stay awake during an entire Merchant-Ivory movie;

2. Watched the World Wrestling Federation;

1. Taped any series or episode of the Sopranos.