Saturday, January 26, 2008

Britain plans to curb obesity

Obesity is the root cause of many problems in the troubled British Health System. But a plan is afoot to prevent the British people from becoming obese and to get the obese to slim down.

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t the heart of the programme will be 250,000 outreach counsellors who will patrol supermarket aisles looking for 'inappropriate choicemakers'.

Once they have identified a target the uniformed counsellors will approach the shopper and scream: "PUT IT DOWN FATTY! PUT IT DOWN!"[]...


The counsellors will also have the power to force fat people to strip down to their underpants and run around the car park for 20 minutes.
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5 comments:

  1. Tat7:25 PM

    You just wait till Billary comes to the throne. This will be a child's play to her reign.

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  2. Artful Kisser3:48 PM

    Hi Miriam
    I'm scheduled to interview you for Neil's interview experiment, but I can't find an email address on your blog. Could you please email me at artfulkisser@gmail.com? I look forward to hearing from you - and grilling you!
    AK

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  3. Dick Stanley12:15 PM

    Tat's right. Hilarity will seize on this like, well, stink on micteration.

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  4. miriam sawyer5:32 PM

    I'm planning for a Republican victory.

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  5. Dick Stanley10:49 PM

    Me, too. Even if it is McCain. Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll pick Rudy for veep and then die in office.

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