--Plug in your clocks only when you absolutely have to know what time it is. If you need the alarm, get up five minutes early to set it.
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---Down more Slurpees, or better yet, nice frosty margaritas. See, this isn't so bad.
---Lower the thermostat in your Gulfstream jet, and make the help wear sweaters.
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Then sit down quietly. Moving, talking and breathing should be kept to the absolute minimum. Human life is eco-unfriendly, and should be lived as little as possible. It's the moral thing to do.
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Suicide, that's the ticket.
ReplyDeleteJust don't set yourself on fire and cause pollution.
ReplyDeleteWhen a carbon-based life form is no longer alive, it disintegrates, giving off carbon dioxide. Obviously this isn't the answer either.
ReplyDeleteMaybe we could put our remains in orbit.
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