Just kidding.
However, sometimes Mr Charm pushes me just too far. If I were not a law-abiding woman....
When he complained that the shrimp cocktail sauce had a phony taste, I merely smiled. Then there was the day he claimed the coffee was too weak and accused me of using two filters: "It tastes over-filtered," said the discerning one. I laughed out loud.
Last week I saw hot cross buns in the supermarket and brought some home. Said I: "I bought you some hot cross buns. I know you like them." He examined the package.
"I only like the little ones," said he. Then he caught sight of my face and added: "But thanks anyway."
Gender issues aside, I would have been offended too. I trust you informed him that his probation is conditional on good behavior.
ReplyDeleteI believe he knew he had gone too far.
ReplyDeleteIt's always funny to watch someone else's husband realize they've gone too far.
ReplyDeleteLike I said, someone ELSE'S husband.
...once my American brother-in-law complainted that the tin foil was too thin.
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